1. Being pseudo-injured is the worst.  I have no visible maladies. I am in good spirits. I can walk upright and maintain a conversation. And yet, I’m not allowed to run, jump, play, have fun, get into mischief, or any of that. Frustrating. Of course, I see the Doc on tuesday, and allah-willing, i will get a clean bill of health. For those of you wondering about my mystery illness, see Belzer, MD.

2. I can’t decide if I shouldn’t care that it is soon to be halloween, or if it just bores me.

3. The show Friends is better than most people give it credit for.

4. The Orseund Bridge is SOO BADASS.

5. Just to live up to the title.